Absolute Obedience

Welcome to our little Agency. I can tell why you’re here. There is someone who is making your life more difficult. It’s no fault of your own. Your every step is hindered by the actions of someone who’s been born onto this Earth just to trip you up. And that’s why you came here.

At our Agency, with just one word and our special volunteer staff will happily lay a complex trap for said individual, the bane of your frustration, and exact sweet revenge on the troublemaker for you, turning their life into exactly the kind of living hell you want. We’ll make them surrender totally to our will, force them into perfect obedience while we punish them for the crime of tormenting you. Of course, we use the word ‘volunteer’ loosely. Payment is always required for our services, but don’t worry — we’ll never ask you for money.