|Japanese Title (Romaji)||Ore ha Zettai Gay ja Nee! Yanki Danshi no Midara na Usuhon Mousou|
Shibuya is the baddest, toughest, and most intimidating punk around. But, even someone like him has a rival at school. Ameya, the hall monitor, is always making him fix his tie and breaking up his fights. Ameya never passes up a chance to talk down to Shibuya and be a total killjoy. There’s no way these two opposite forces would ever get together… or is there? One day, Shibuya finds a thin, tiny, suspicious-looking comic book. He flips it open and finds an image of Ameya putting his stick shift into high gear!! Shibuya would never do something like this with Ameya, and yet… the more he looks, the more the cartoon inflates his balloon from six to noon! After reading that comic, Shibuya can’t help but have dirty fantasies about Ameya whenever their paths cross. But, he isn’t gay… right!? He should try telling that to the surprise that’s rising in his pants!